niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

versacethotty:

angelbabyspice:

babyfairy:

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imsuchacapricorn:

toboldlylesbian:

marisatomay:

toboldlylesbian:

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

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Ms Polygraph Test

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$200 birthday

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bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

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New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

(Source: firstknivesclub)

princessnijireiki:

angelbabyspice:

postmarxed:

postmarxed:

Cool there’s been asbestos in Johnson & Johnson baby powder this whole time and they have been aware of it for decades and done nothing

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@laeffy yeah you uh. Need to stop doing that immediately and maybe go to the doctor to make sure you don’t have mesothelioma

this is so fucking sick

FYI, this applies to talc & talc-based powders / body products in general— J&J knew about this for decades because talc & asbestos occur together naturally (the minerals literally grow together in nature, have similar compositions, and are / were mined together), and they’re difficult to cleanly filter out from each other.

It’s old knowledge that, unless you’re involved in mining, mineralogy, or occupational health & safety, has been deliberately buried from both the public’s and regulators’ knowledge.

CNBC’s article + their writeup on the Reuters report revealing J&J’s cover-ups go into more detail on their corporate liability and the impact of J&J’s products specifically…

…But I cannot overstate that people’s best option right now is to look for products in general that do not contain talc at all, regardless of the manufacturer, and to be vigilant in seeking appropriate healthcare (and/or legal action if required) if symptoms arise.

This goes for body use (diaper powder, chafing powder— this is where the cases of ovarian cancer are coming from), for any use where powder may be inhaled (hair, face), or will have prolonged exposure to mucus membranes (eye makeup, bath bombs, etc.).

J&J are not the only ones who have covered this data up, and companies that aren’t sued will absolutely continue to do so. Be safe & be vigilant.

geekandmisandry:

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Millionaire Racist Has Problem With Brown Woman Talking

dragontatoes:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

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A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

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(Source: mysharona1987)

positive-memes:
“Truly wholesome
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positive-memes:

Truly wholesome

brian-mayy-lmao:

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sirgayeisenstein:

lifesgrandparade:

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Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

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badgengar:

draconym:

Possum-sitting.

The gentle click clack and sniffy noise <3

vorecrimes:
“ charybdis-sans-fond:
“ imsuchacapricorn:
“ imsuchacapricorn:
“ caffeinatedcorvid:
“ lady-caryatid:
“ daffodyke:
“ doctormemes:
“ symmetraismygf:
“ squeezemetillipop:
“ hornsandblackwool:
“ Are straight white people okay????
What is...

vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:

imsuchacapricorn:

caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:

daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

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THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

(Source: goldhornsandblackwool)