(Source: heterosecual)

catgirl2525:

Cute baby otters!

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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(Source: loueeh)

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(Source: devilbatghost)

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

(Source: vhsdreamz)

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

(Source: eggluvr)

grumpysalmon:

Whenever a new bird enters my life it is a tradition of mine to make it rad